Library Joke

A man phones the librarian at the middle of the night.Librarian picks the phone.”What is it?”she asked.”When will the library open?”9 am tommorow”said librarian , quite annoyed.”Not any sooner?”He asked.
“No”she said.”What’s the hurry to get in anyways”.
He said,”Who told you about getting in , I want to get OUT”.

Gum Joke

Q. What did the gum say to the shoe?
A. I’m stuck on you.

Pork Chop Joke

Q. What do you call a pig that’s a karate expert?
A. A pork chop

Eating Joke

A little girl goes to see the doctor. She’s got a pea in one nostril, a grape in the other, and a string bean stuck in her ear. She says to the doctor, “I don’t feel good.”

The doctor replies, “The problem is clear to me. You’re not eating right!”

Price Cut Joke

Q. What did the knife say when it got a lower price?

A. I like this new price cut.

Chicken Cross The Road Joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. He never did that’s just a rumor that the guys who ate him made up.

Blonde Death

Q. how did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. the cow sat down